My father found me under an old tree that was sick with Dutch elm disease. He sat down and told me that when a man is born, he is born with a great debt, and that one day the debt must be paid. I said that it was unfair, that others should have to pay before Old Jack, but my father explained that the rain falls on all of us, the wicked and the righteous alike.
Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story (2016) — Based on a True Story